Thanks a lot for making me yearn for yesteryear. ;(

Exactly. I was waiting for someone to say this.

You're my hero. Ladies and gentlemen, bonerz is in the house.

Well, it looks like I've found at least one of those Travel Channel specials.

Oh man, I know. Not sure if you're from America, but we seem to have way lower standards in our fast-food compared to the rest of the world. The Travel Channel occasionally airs this special about global fast-food; how the restaurants differ architecturally, the ingredients used in their foods, how the menus are…

I recently spent hours checking out many of Mcdonald's international sites.

Sour cream sauce is the bomb and Shaq's old jersey number. A winning combo. Oh, and I never watched my b-ball. I just thought Shaq was a cool guy with some funny jokes.

Guess you just gotta catch 'em all.

Also, my initial comment was an admittedly bad joke. I hope no one believed I would actually think something that ridiculous. ;)

Yep dude, I know. Dude even gets away with inflating the prices of all Buy it Now items by up to 2000% of their market value just by autographing it, and sets reserved prices for bidding ridiculously high as well. Surprisingly, everything still sells like gangbusters. As a matter of fact, Hirai's Ebay account is what…

Dude is getting free Sony electronics all day. Most of his money probably comes from pawning the extra Sony shit he doesn't need.

Hey Mike! I was thinking about you when I went to Burger King today. The Satisfries were fresh and delicious. Good recommendaysh. Cool Count Chocula review too, btw.

Reddit.

A long time ago. It's called Broken Age.

I totally feel ya, but I'm not sure I'd consider the Stories games as being main entries in the series, ya know? Being PSP games that were poorly ported to PS2.

Whew. Someone else here has completed all of the main games since III.

Nah man, we need a full-on Las Venturas GTA next gen. I just imagine the strip, all the lights glimmering in the desert night, and it gives me goosebumps.

I also watched all of the Uncharted games without playing them. With a controller in my hand. On my PS3.

I like to think Nintendo shows us pre-rendered footage of a game that doesn't yet exist in the initial reveal of their games and with the pressure on they just rush to make something that looks and plays incredibly as quickly as possible, churning out a masterpiece in about a month or so. It's probably nothing like…

Prepare to have your mind blown then, amigo. The changes from gen to gen are small, but going from 2 to X & Y is going to be a huge shock.