I agree with most of what you're saying, but your comments would be way cooler without hastags homey.

It's largely a hardware thing. [We] make the games that we want to make, on whatever platforms will support them as developed.

Moms like you choose Gif.

I ate TWO gyros yesterday. Top that.

That narrator sounds a lot like Adam West. Could it be?

Sharp eye.

Kococku, my favorite website.

Maybe The Lost or Damned.

Perhaps you could go eat a dick.

Fuck the Queen.

Free for 60 bucks a year is still free, my friend. Sorry to shatter your illusions.

TLAD* I fucking hate typos when they're my own.

I dunno dude, they handled pretty damn well in The Lost and Damned. If they match the handling of the bikes in TLOD I'll be happy.

You should do this in reverse next time. Kotaku staff asks the questions, readers answer. Then you can just sit back and enjoy the way I just did.

I think the Ask Kotaku Live sesh is awesome. How are ya'll feeling about it?

I appreciate the answer, that's a pretty cool and logical way of thinking about it.

Do you guys totally love the original Max Payne? Do you acknowledge that it has held up incredibly well and must be played by anyone who loves a good 3rd person shooter? If not, why?

Sub-Zero.

So you're saying that DLC is crucial to a video game in the same way that food is crucial to the human body? That's bullshit.