I don't know where you live, but we've got some amazing alligator on a stick at the state fairs in the southern U.S. Swamp food is legit.

Yeah. I think I was just in a burger mood at the moment. Somehow whatever I'm craving at the time becomes the best food in the world to me until I fulfill that craving. Right now that steak is sounding incredible. The tempura also sounds pretty damn good right about now, but I'm not so sure about all the raw stuff.

I wonder the same thing, although, to be fair, I'm pretty sure the onions are the one of the few things fast food can't fuck up. Am I right? I mean, they're just onions, right?

I'd be down to try that. I just had a subpar torta for $4. Surely a Beef Bowl couldn't be any worse.

Good point.

So according to Miyamoto the Wii U has, "new chips and graphical capabilities."

What is the value of a good Beef Bowl?

Do you live in Japan? If so, are burgers one of the major food groups?

Burgers come in many different shape and sizes, flavors and qualities. The burger spectrum is incredibly wide and varied. One day I hope you'll find that perfect burger that makes you forget about all other foods.

I mean, yeah, the gyuudon looks pretty good, but come one now, "any burger" leaves the door wide open for some of the greatest flavors ever formulated by mankind.

You just haven't found the right burger.

FUCK! Thanks for the genuine laugh.

Excuse me but, "looks yummier than any burger"? Are you out of your mind?

What are you talking about? There are millions of people around the world who play that are older than 10 years every single day.

By leaps and bounds.

Hahahaha, I'll be damned. You were absolutely correct sir.

Hahaha, yeah. It does look like Flash.

Well thanks for all of that. I wasn't expected the help. I see that it's about Dole bananas. I'm pretty sure they've been implicated in some scandalous things throughout their history.

Can I find that film on Netflix good senor?

I'd personally rather take my home games on the road with the TurboExpress than play my portable games blown-up on my tv at home.