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But naked women with guns?

Honestly surprised to not see the Eclipse/Talon/Laser on here. My FIL had a Laser RS Turbo AWD and said it was the best car he ever had on snow.

What is an “Are Car”? Or is YodaGPT writing headlines now?

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Happy 713 day errrrbody!! In honor of the Houston holiday we gotta go with a Houston classic

Can’t believe I never thought of this. May have to modify baseball’s pass the hat style betting for this in the future...

how are the 400 women and children locked in the bowls of a capsized trawler the greek coast guard likely caused doing again? Who give a fiddlers fuck over the 5 darwin award recipients time of death. 

I have had it with these mother fuckin’ cocaine bricks on this mother fuckin’ plane!

Wow this explains so much about the people that talk to me about Chem-trails.

This is why I always pack my cocaine in my carryon luggage. I keep it in nice little packages that have “BAKING SHIT” written on one side and “NOT DRUGS” on the other. 

The only eclipses ever worth buying were the DSMs. But almost all of them were killed by the F&F crowd by around 2010.

I know these most from Gran Turismo 3 on PS2 when you’d have to do the Beetle Cup and race these bad boys all done up in race livery.

This! The last hot saab-y Saab. And in that blue! Such a cool car with a cool name. 

The one and only 1998 TVR Speed 12.

There’s literally nothing I could care about less than hurting Ted Cruz personally. In fact, I probably fall more on the side of being in favor of him experiencing discomfort and unhappiness...

Well said! 

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

Dude straight-up fucking sucks. Don’t care dead mom. Don’t care neurodivergent (I am, many of y’all are, etc., and we don’t manage this shit). Dude sucks.

That show - and two of its contemporaries - epitomize the evils of reality TV.

When Jon & Kate first started, it really focused on how this family dealt with eight kids, six the same age. You could legitimately take tips from that show.

Then it became Kate going from some gentle eye-rolling at her husband’s

I have no problems at all with mainstream stuff. At least once a month, I crave a Big Mac. Like no other burger will do sort of crave. I know where to get or make a “better burger” that is “100x better in every sense”, but sometimes only a Big Mac will do. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

I don’t have a problem with the big boys. Back to the original post, Chevy makes good cars (well today, not so much in 1980 for my first car).