OK full disclosure, I’m not young and keep seeing the acronym IP thrown around a lot on stories “internet protocol?” that doesnt seem right in this context. someone help an old fart out. 

Amity doesn’t exist so I’m sure my lawyer can get me out of it. Also I’m not a dipshit who thinks he’s a cop and is going to try to pull people over or anything stupid like that. 

There is a lot of history and weird exclusivity wrapped up in this “thing” but god almighty it is ugly and there is probably about 5 people on this planet that would even know/care about it. Naaahh, Id rather spend that kind of cheddar on a clean fox body mustang if one were available. This has too many what if’s. ND

After putting winter tires on my AWD Eagle Talon I thought I was Colin McRae after a heavy snow back in 2003. After ripping around some country roads for a bit I had the bright idea to take it on to the farm “paths” of a buddies property. After getting it pulled out by a tractor I finally realized how stupid I was 

K5 blazer didn’t make the cut? I’m a huge Jaws fan so forgive my disappointment 

Simple solution: Don’t go on cruises, it’s like a airplane on water, you can’t escape and you are fucked depending on weather. 

Meh, no turbo, no dice

Kershaw makes great knives for very reasonable prices. Those are my travel ones now. My Benchmade autos do not travel with me for fear of them being stolen. Them sumbitches are way to expensive to take the risk. 

Tip of that hat to you my friend, I’m a slave to it now. Especially since I found out that Spiedel makes the old school Twist-O-Flex bands for the I watch. my grandfather was a navy diver and he always had the bands on his watches once he got older and it make me think of him every morning when i put it on my wrist. 

I drool over the Seamaster

That I do, I was envisioning dude traveling with an Omega or Rolex or something of the like packed away in a suit case. Much more pricey than my $200 pocket knife

Very true, I mean if I had it my way (meaning being filthy rich) i would have a Bell & Ross and a couple of other choice selections. I have to say I was really against the Apple watch for a long time and now that i have it i cant really see myself going back to traditional time pieces. 

Fuckers did the same with an expensive pocket knife of mine. 

While completely not illegal i have constantly gotten a “hey we checked your shit” note in my checked bag because I always have a pocket knife with me. Again in my CHECKED BAG. But one time going through Colorado, I opened my bag at the hotel, saw the same note and the knife was gone. I was super pissed because it was…

I guess I’m not rich enough that i travel with multiple watches

I’m the squirrel that was crossing the street he swerved to avoid. It wasn’t his fault at all, it was mine. I was jaywalking 

This is such horse shit. I got stopped once by a Fish and wildlife officer for pissing on my own truck tire. I was literally humping my fender well so no one passing by could see anything. And there was no one around at all until this dude pulled up in this gravel “parking” area on the Mississippi river where my…

“I’m calling on all automakers to start only manufacturing teal wheels.”

Good god this looks like shit, aside from the peanut butter and black interior everything about this has aged poorly.

So glad I bought an aluminum bodied F-150. EVERY FUCKING TRUCK i have ever owned has rusted to shit. I live in the midwest where snow/ice/salt are usually the cocktail of the season and my truck doesn’t fit in my garage (my fault) My brother had a pristine 93' i think Ranger STX that was soooo awesome. it was passed…