Artist rendition of the final model after Accounting gets finished with it

I would attend the Consumer Lucas Electronics Show

That’s cute that you would call that rust. If I can fix it with some sand paper and a couple rattle cans, it’s not rust.

You must not be from the Rust Belt, that ain’t rust. Not. Even. Close. “Rust” to us Rust Belters means you can see the pavement by looking straight down... while sitting behind the wheel.

In an age where pickup trucks can easily top $50,000 and a lot of folks are paying more than $60,000, $8,500 sounds like a great deal.

If I put some rust holes in this one, screw up the cam gear, and pour some cement mix in thr trans and diffs, would you give me 10k for it?

Well, it’s an hour away, but probably 2 or 3 hours back.

$8,500 for a pickup that is going to be amazingly capable at pickup type things, looks meaner than a snake, will probably appreciate in value, AND has a convertible top? Show up at Cars & Coffee and then laugh to yourself as people scoot past the 911s, ‘Vette’s, and Ferraris and flock to your $8,500 convertible…

I remember me and 3 of my friends rode our mountain bikes to the Dodge dealer in like 93. We had to line up to see and take pics of the first Viper in the province. It was behind velvet ropes. I believe it was around $50k Canadian. My friend took his mom’s camera and took a full role of pics. No lie, he got a puppy…

A low bridge can really be the shits sometimes.

Somebody on that block has got to have a Zamboni, right? Get the neighbors together to hack open the garage door and you’ve a delightful new neighborhood attraction.

I’m right in the thick of it here in Maine. I have to say, the community aspect here is pretty impressive (we just moved here). If you die in a storm like this, you either alienated the entire community, are too stubborn to ask for help, were drunk/incapacitated, or had an accident. Everyone up here is willing to go…

This is the Onion, right? This has gotta be the Onion.

Dude got a free Hellaflush and camber kit!

Yodacode43's orange Jetta:

So, these are pretty much stories of poor planning and poor decision making. The only difference from most days on Jalopnik is they weren’t written by David Tracy.

In 1968 Honda, built an F1 car out of magnesium, the FIA (or at least its predecessor at the time) had no problem allowing it to race. John Surtees (the only man to win world championships on both two and four wheels) was supposed to drive the car but refused because he thought the car was too deadly, in fact he…

Star for you!

Holy Shit! Is that the Mongoose Factory BMX Team Blazer as shown in RAD?