Are they going to call it the Ferrari Lol Ferrari?

http://www.badobsessionmotorsport.co.uk/project-binky-episode-1/

I would pay big money for a car designed just like a mini, with boring Toyota internals.

But there’s a green arrow right there telling you it’s a good deal. Has a green arrow ever led you astray before?

I have a local Alfa dealer. Turns out they sell Alfas there.

Same. It took all of the stuff I hated about TG (overly-scripted everything) and ramped it up to 11. I’ll be honest, I couldn’t make it more than halfway through the season before I stopped watching...

Here at jalopnik we don’t care what you want, but we know what you need.

Why aren’t all women like this?! If I surprised my wife with this car she would surprise me right back with a swift kick in the balls.

I’m gonna cry this is the best thing ever

They do give me rad wood.

Power is the energy it took to read a loquacious explanation, over time.

And ended with a Fusion.

I see meth has made its way to New York.

• Put on some Barry White and rub them sensuously all over your body

The 12 year old in me thought this was amazing. The 35 year old me would like to see him try to set an actual time (presumably requiring a different car and ruining most of the smoky fun-ness).

The fatality rate on trains loaded like that is insane.

Can we, like, maybe crowd source a TV show out of this? I would totally watch a TV series about an secret African astronaut who was sent to a secret Space Station in the 90s, but because of various political and conspiracy issues is left up there for a decade or two. Really, it pretty much writes itself. It’s got bad…

I actually don’t like Mike Brewer, I think he gets way more credit than he deserves.