Thanks to everyone for participating in this. I would love to do more but real life is calling. And yes, I will be skating later today; it’s still my job title at age 48 and I wouldn’t have it any other way. See you out there on the internets... XOXO, Tony

That was a Funny Or Die project, and I had no idea that they were going to present it as a real thing. Once it came out, the hate was palpable (and it was mostly directed at me). I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to stay quiet or what their plan was, but I finally broke and exposed it. Shit got weird for minute there.

Dead Kennedys - “Police Truck” was my favorite from the beginning because it was my way of sharing the music I grew up listening to at skateparks in the ‘80s

No thanks, I would miss my family too much. I recently got to skate in the Zero-G plane at 1/6 gravity so that was close enough for me:

Hello hello, is this thing on?