Dude, we don't have enough allies left as it is. He'll probably give Russia the green light to invade Scandanavia

It definitely will. I think this is his first non-controlled public appearance since becoming President, likely to avoid this exact scenario. This will play 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. Dude is gonna be pissed.

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

One of those plays where as an opposing fan you’re just mad that someone proved it was possible. He even got both feet in!  But his team still didn’t win. 

Instead of the alphabet, he liked to spell out YEAH JEETS with his tongue.

An overeager Derek Jeter often does the same thing.

Shiiit, Imma be googling. Thanks 

I wish, rocking PC. Also, a lot has changed, rules, unis, etc. 

I had to give up and delete madden. This is honestly one of the worst versions yet. Not sure how EA keep doing it, ha. One day they will add physics and awareness to the game. 

Freshly un-retired QB Josh McCown has a vertical rating of 90, which seems insane, but also makes sense because EA saw this video of the 40 year-old getting up there playing basketball.

I tried to search the site to ensure the were taken down, but I got distracted.

“learned of the videos”

That is the only rule in football I love. 

Pshaw, I saw Doug Flutie dropkick an extra point. ONLY CALL ME WHEN SUPER WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.