I have 0 surprise here

Yeah kid, fachk the fahckin yankees, kid

Hey author, might want to check ny nbc news, jeff got hurt in an apparent suicide attempt.

Hey team splinter, Does anyone at deadspin have the over/under on trump dying via heart attack on the pooper mid-tweet today?

Orange dementia man confused. I hate him because i love america. 

It would be a bloodbath. 

Leave fucking tom and bill out of this, nice cheap shot though

The trump administration murdered this family

Best when served with help on the way/slipknot ;)

I am just as ignorant, fricken fire. 

Unfortunately for the deadspin staff, boston is still objectively the best sports city in america based on winning and fanbase participation.

Swarthmore? Hahahaha the frat guys are outnumbered like 20 to 1, is there somewhere with actual frats doing this?

Can you guys please use his spray can hair as his stock photo forever?

*Fleshlight

You literally cant convince me on any of this

I mean if your site wasnt so anti Patriots, anti Celtics, and anti Red Sox i wouldnt be on there at all. But, you are, so, i am. TB12 greatest of all time, Knicks suck, Yankees suck, Dodgers suck, the midwest sucks. 

Lulz

How much content did you steal from Reddit to pimp instanormie likes?

*steals good memes from Reddit

If its on Instagram, by definition it isn’t dank at all, you normies. Content thieves.