i drive a big white work van most days. i guess people like using me to block the sunlight or something, as that’s every single lane change for me... could have only 1 other car on the road, and guaranteed, they’re going to be hanging around in my blind spot for 30 miles. most times, if i adjust my speed by 20 mph,…

the video-er did state that he’s been following them for 6-8 minutes, at speeds of up to 100mph. to #get_the_shot

realistically, they would just total it out and give you ‘fair market value’ for it then.

in the great words of my father

not as impressive as an actual automotive build, but it’s small, and i can do it in the nice heated basement. believe it or not, i’ve been looking for one for the last 15 years to build, finally found this one in the garbage a month ago.

and just because every auto parts store in major cities sells them, it doesn’t automatically mean you can drive with them on down the highway.

but the blue-line-punisher stickers are hilarious to my twisted side. “fuck tha police”, and “i support police” all wrapped into one convenient decal!

irony? “protestors stopped by protest”

so they can vote new leaders in, but can they vote the old one’s out?

unibrow jeep grilles.

there is a cure. but euthanasia is technically illegal.

there’s been a couple “Mr. Norm Special” cars in my area. i know that’s what they are because they all have that as a windshield banner. always the tackiest color combo’s, one was purple and silver, another was lime green and blue. always with weird colored wheels, and no significance over a standard challenger...

yeah, ‘fired’ a water bottle, after popper brake-checked him...

but only after brake checking someone?

sounds exactly right. my bosses neighborhood had ONE break-in, many years ago. first thing he did was go buy a pistol. he’s never shot it ever, to my knowledge. i asked him about going to the range some time for practice, and he replied “i’m not wasting hollow points!”

i’m more and more convinced that owning a human body shouldn’t be easy...

can we just take a moment to appreciate that this guy’s last name is Popper?

safety glass. not bullet proof glass... so the answer there is ‘all of them went through.’

i think the clear answer here is that we need to outlaw idiots.

speaking as someone who’s, um, ‘experimented’ in junk yards, there absolutely are shards that fly everywhere.   it’s just not big chunks which could be better or worse depending on how close to your fleshy eyeballs those shards are.