i once filled a 1-5 rating survey out with straight 3's all the way down—they serviced my car with the things i brought to their attention. everything was adequate, so i filled out the survey that way. they didn’t buy me a puppy, put me in a free new car, or do my laundry.  they also didn’t leave greasy hand prints…

i always like to imagine that they get so caught up in the bidding for the previous vehicle that they just continue bidding after the hammer falls.

i was thinking this was the perfect winter bank robbery car.

meh, i’ve got a 2 mile commute. a leaf would perfectly suit my needs. but then i’d own a nissan, and not a good nissan...

for me to take their software, they’ll need to pay me.

i do question the warmup cycle on the car, and wonder if he’s attempting to hide a recurring emissions gremlin that pops it’s ugly head at 25-30 miles after a battery reset...

I was going to say something about the Industrial Revolution in that mindset, but originally thought it was too harsh.

did you miss the entire shitstorm that happened before this?

your job apparently also has a pretty severe cost on apostrophe’s.

except when there’s rolling blackouts from everyone else attempting to charge their cars at the same time while also running the a/c...

main problem with these is that when subjected to salt, they tend to turn into a fine powder that almost falls off at a rate fast enough to follow the trail back home..

list yours at $150, and it’s a steal!

i’m hoping its a 3 cylinder diesel!!

my first thought as well. if the module was 25% of the official price, no question, but at 75% of the official price, why bother...

i knew a guy that accidentally cut off his finger on a table saw. he calmly wrapped it up, went inside, made a pot of coffee, and then calmly called his daughter(my friend, a nurse) to take him to the hospital to get it properly bandaged.

if the car parks outside so they can keep FILLED garbage bags in the garage.

so we first have an article about letting women do their jobs, and treating them with respect, but then a few articles later is a woman uncomfortably posing like a trophy on the hood of a car, when there were a number of better, more professional pictures to choose from later on in the article?

seriously, what other rules could be included? the only thing i’ve been able to come up with is a training course requirement. both a specific amount of hours before the purchase is allowed, and a recurring amount of hours every year to maintain the certification. but it quickly runs afoul of who and how such a thing…

i prefer car keys jangled in front of my face. i don’t need that useless plot.  it gets in the way of the EXPLOSIONS

i only buy and collect antique rolls royces. but they must have the caviar accessory pack, with intact wrapper!