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Hey, I also don’t remember being in Spiderman!

Ah yes, the old “here’s what a long-running franchise looks like from the outside” article, combined with the “smart person tries to dumb themselves down to appreciate escapist pop culture phenomenon” article. Creative stuff. Do we really need more of these?

None of this affects the actual gameplay.  These are microtransactions for cosmetic items.  You don’t want to buy them or you think they’re overpriced?  Cool, literally has no bearing on the game itself whether you choose to buy them or not.

Rachel Weisz and Emma Stone competing for Best Supporting Actress for their roles in The Favourite? Hilarious/ironic. (Loved the movie and I think they are both deserving!)

And meanwhile Jezebel (and other Gizmodo sites) regurgitate the news that other, real, journalists work hard to produce, and pretend that Jezebel is doing good work. Would love to see a documentary on how Jezebel covers Trump, but I guess watching people use search engines and copy/paste wouldn’t be very compelling.

Vision was mortally wounded, and Wanda was one on two against combat specialists. Thanos OHKO-ed Cap, and wasn’t even trying. Not sure why you think Starlord/Drax v. Ironman/Spiderman is unfair? Thor was just badass the whole movie.

So you literally did not read the article. Got it.

Wow, I did not know the story of Rosemary Kennedy. Absolutely sickening.

The first one was great, up until they left the Shire. Then they lost me with the stupid slow-motion flashback scene where the big orc decapitates a dude. Yup, that’s the spirit of the Hobbit, alright.

You’ve played 276 hours in a month and a half, and you’re talking about binging? The game came out on January 26. Assuming you grabbed it on the release date, you’ve played AT LEAST 6 hours a day, 42 hours a week. That’s a full time job. Not only that, you’ve apparently been grinding low rank monsters for hundreds of

Fuck YOU, dude. Maybe write up a top 10 list of the best Kinja deals this past week, seems like a good fit for the site.

Fuck me, this was posted under the wrong article. Fuck the never ending scrolling bullshit on mobile.

“If you’re an A.V. Club reader, you probably share our general cynicism for promotional nonsense.”

It’s the same for Seath, as mentioned in the article. They’re not counting unavoidable deaths.

Back from the bar?

Holy fuck. You want them to talk about “pharmaceutical-industry loopholes” after their school just got shot up?

“She exits this sensual seduction rather quickly and places her legs back on the ice to skate for six more minutes.”

Dude, it’s called “empathy” and “putting yourself in other people’s shoes”. It is actually possible to not like something, or feel neutral about something, but at the same time appreciate why other people would like it a great deal, and be happy for those people.