You saw nothing

My X5 PHEV doesn’t have remote start per se, but you are able to remotely turn the climate controls on, or even to set them to automatically turn on at a certain time.

I just get in the car and deal with it. It really isn’t that big of a deal.

Your Alfa Romeo started?

Let him cook

4% of your readers are insane.

What are you out of?

Satire is wasted on some folks.

Great Escrat GT! i had the Lynx XR3, its Mercury cousin. 1.9 EFI HO, baby! would squeal the tire(s) through 2nd, chirp ‘em in 3rd. Surprise 4cyl/fwd fun in an era of automotive woe. I also had a fox body Capri, the Lynx could keep up with it

That’s what I did here in Phoenix because I was annoyed at the lack of meets that were specifically oriented towards older BMW’s. All the usual BMW meets are overrun with rich people and their new M cars + kids with pop tunes on their 335i’s, neither of which I care for. My shop has a huge parking lot that’s…

It’s cool. They’ll just park in residential areas and highway on-ramps and off-ramps;

The amount of Optimas/K5s out there that drive like absolute dickheads is absolutely stunning.

Thanks! I’m back full-time starting today. See you around the blogs! 

This one must be in great condition, only one brake light out.

The 350 Oldsmobile Diesel. It was unreliable, unrefined, dirty, and it was terrible to drive. The 0-60 was around the same as the quarter mile time. Words cannot describe what it’s like driving an underpowered slow turning diesel in a land yacht with a 3 speed. This is the original reason diesel became a bad word…

Any 1981 Cadillac with the V-8-6-4 engine.

It’s Wu-Tang-approved!

Best automotive decision I ever made was finally ditching the manual transmission and just driving an automatic. Part of this was admitting that I’m at a place in my life where the only thing exciting I want to happen on a drive is inside the car with me- good company, good music, whatever.

Modest but amazing score:

Yeah, well in Australia this is selling online...