Okay poll of the parents: when you give Junior the tablet in a restaurant are you giving them headphones.

Well she clearly has larger than average balls so...

Made a burner because I prefer not to be too super personal for, reasons, but letters and subsequent responses like this really make me nervous. I recently (couple months) entered a relationship with a woman who is more sexual than me and prefers things rougher than I am used to. We have great communication, and I am…

Yeah, not like Bobby linked to a whole google search page of photos just like that or anything ;-)

JEALOUS. There are some leaves coming in on my shrubberies now. Above ground gardens are being constructed. Planting in a couple weeks.

You’re implying she hasn’t always been a glowing sea creature.

*awkwardly inserts self into conversation*