SOUR GROPES!

Afterword by Patrick Kane. Or maybe Ben Roethlisberger. He may get Brock Turner to help with the editing.

Was that the Politico article?

I’m thinking that Ivanka will get 75% of the riches and Melania will have to share with the rest of the kids.

$100 says she files for divorce the day after the election.

Cover blurb by Bill Cosby.

The attempt on Reagan’s life happened right before I was born. I’ve lived in a world where threats to the lives of our Presidents have been entirely historical and/or fictional.

Foreword by Tom Brady

“IF I groped her” by Donald Trump, ghostwritten by his friend OJ?

OH. I do have a bright spot here. http://www.nytco.com/the-new-york-timess-response-to-donald-trumps-retraction-letter/

Even better, he said “That’s sexual assault. Do you understand that?” I thought that was amazing because I’m pretty sure Donald does not and I’m pretty sure Anderson realized that.

I was WAITING for him to pull this line of defense. He couldn’t be more obvious if he went around demonstrating how he would’ve groped if he were a groper.

This needs to be talked about more. I was sexually assaulted when I was 19. I was at a big restaurant with my friends watching the Stanley Cup finals, and my team won. Everyone was thrilled: jumping, hugging, etc. An older man came up and hugged me. As he had me there, he grabbed me forcefully between my legs, and…

Yes, Donald Trump has serially sexually assaulted women and bragged about it. But Hillary Clinton HAS A VAGINA. Nothing Trump could do could be as shameful as that.

........................................WTF IS AN ANTI-BIBLICAL AGENDA?

I knew at the debate the other night when Anderson Cooper asked him several times if he’d actually ever forced himself on a woman as he said in his “locker room” talk and Orangina Bear said no, it would come to bite him in the ass. BWAHAHAHAHAHA you piece of shit!!

I hope people everywhere discuss how this is a typical response and how horrible it is. I wasn’t an attractive young girl at all. I wore thick glasses, baggy clothes, no make up, no skirts, I barely combed my hair and I was sexually assaulted multiple times by strangers, by relatives, by “friends”, by a priest.

If it stops on 11/8, I will be thrilled. I have a sense that he’s going to be poisoning the system for a long time to come.

He said the same thing in the 90s about Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, etc.

No, you’re right, it’s not a coincidence that these reports are coming 26 days before Election Day, Don. YOU’RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.