She got a boob job. I wish celebs would be more up front about their plastic surgeries. Wouldn’t it be refreshing if someone just said “yeah, I got a boob job. I wanted bigger boobs, so I went out and bought some. I think I look better like this, and I’m glad I did it”

Even Texas.

“It’s so weird...they seem like tiny people right now, but in ten years they’ll just be objects!”

IIRC there was talk on here of two boob jobs over the years. Supposedly Hiddleswift was intended to distract from her sudden expansion into a larger set.

WHY NOT?

People are photoshopping large nipples on him. And now they’ve moved on to his brothers.

Ben Affleck is totes sleeping with Anna Kendrick, as we know from earlier publicity photos this week where he’s definitely doing an underboob touch. And, like, she could do better, but everyone’s had that dirty fling. You do you, Anna. Or you do Ben. Whatever. He IS pretty.

Omg they look like pepperoni

I don’t understand what is happening, internet.

There are some crazy people raised on romantic novels who somehow believe that having a child is like taking an extended vacation to a tropical resort. That it is the ultimate expression of love between two people! I don’t understand it at all. They virtually swoon over the idea of two people (who they don’t know)…

Yeah, Mindy doesn’t have a thigh gap. OUT OF THE SQUAD, MINDY, WE’VE ALREADY GOT THE TOKEN FATTY.

YEP.

Sandra Bullock’s psychic

I had a client that had a HUGE cat that she put on a lead so he could have outdoors time.For the first five minutes he would hiss and roll and try to break his own neck to get away. Then he would lay and glare at the door until she let him back inside.

my indoor cat has a collar with a bell because of her asshole tendency to sneak up behind people and yell-meow for no apparent reason. does that mean i’m jumpy? certainly. but a psychopath? only sometimes.

I don’t think Donald goes down there. That’s for grabbing only.

Who picks these Double Creatures anyway? There are other creatures than just cats and dogs.

I am no fan of Kim K’s but I genuinely feel really bad for her and it seems pretty obvious she has had a scare. She has gone silent on social media and the last picture I saw of her she was more dressed down than I’ve ever seen. If she wants to stop the show I don’t blame her at all, an experience like this is…