They don't even have team names yet. Nothing draws in fans like "Team Alabama".

What time does it start?

I don't see this:

Funny. I thought the most exciting thing about them was their logo and unis.

"But we look forward to the season opener, when a thinly disguised Merril Hoge wears a 49ers jersey and screams about Joe Montana while, off-camera, Steve Young seethes."

kudos to Ned! he may never make the NFL but he'll always have this.

Beh - good riddence. I can't stand the Sonics...and I live here in Seattle!

I love how the VO is so deadpan and unenthusiastic.

The Yanks can only hold off the inevitable for so long. They're an old team that's getting older - plus, there's no guarantee Clemens will pitch like his old self anyway.

the funniest thing about the cards isn't Leinart - it's that offensive line.