Come on, lay off the guy. It’s not like he Disrespected The Troops™ or smoked the mari-huana or played with the wrong color cleats.

Every lesson is situational. He’ll never again assault an FSU student. He’ll never cop a feel on another Uber driver. I’m looking forward toterrified of his next escapade when he’s accused of forcibly inserting crab legs into a Hooters waitress or something.

Grown and learned = caught and forced to apologize/suffer consequences. 

Next time just grab crab legs.

You want to be a forgiving person, right? Redemption is always possible. But it is really hard to take his “I’ve learned my lesson THIS time” trope seriously.

“get a better fall guy” and “maybe Lyft drivers are more ok with being sexually  assaulted”

That apology, if you want to call it that, is a cobbling together of tropes from other formulaic apologies. There is not an original word in there, and nothing in there suggests that he is an actual human being who understands that what he did was wrong, and why.

What he did was disgusting, and he’s shown no remorse whatsoever:

I mean, he went from rape to groping. That’s improvement, I guess?

I note that he did not clarify what he’s learned.

I’m 40 and have yet to grab an Uber driver’s crotch (or stolen crab legs or been accused of assault). I wonder when I’m going to learn those lessons.

Why didn’t he grow or learn from raping a student at FSU?

The Ministry of Silly Walks is stretched thin enough as it is. This new organization will be able to solely focus on Funny Dances. This comes at a time of great change, where the old dances are becoming mildly offensive and need to be regulated and controlled by a central authority..

Such regulations may already be implemented by the Ministry of Silly Walks, though the chances aren’t good. Most dances are very different from walks.

We need to establish a Ministry of Funny Dances so we can regulate this type of movement. We can’t have people stealing body movements without paying royalties.

(putting BttF nerd cap on)

This is a really gross attitude to have towards death.

Once ran a Pathfinder one-off with a Bard. Got captured by goblins, put on trial, challenged the goblin king to a dance off, won by doing Magic Mike’s solo dance, then used his new army of discoing goblin peons to rush the dragon at the end.

Some of the best parts of D&D is playing the way you’re not supposed to and seeing where that gets you. One group I DM for has a “non-lethal” rogue assassin. (“Can I learn to make poisons that put people in a death-like sleep?”)

it’s called game news. it’s happening if you like it or not.