The Ministry of Silly Walks is stretched thin enough as it is. This new organization will be able to solely focus on Funny Dances. This comes at a time of great change, where the old dances are becoming mildly offensive and need to be regulated and controlled by a central authority..

Such regulations may already be implemented by the Ministry of Silly Walks, though the chances aren’t good. Most dances are very different from walks.

We need to establish a Ministry of Funny Dances so we can regulate this type of movement. We can’t have people stealing body movements without paying royalties.

(putting BttF nerd cap on)

This is a really gross attitude to have towards death.

Once ran a Pathfinder one-off with a Bard. Got captured by goblins, put on trial, challenged the goblin king to a dance off, won by doing Magic Mike’s solo dance, then used his new army of discoing goblin peons to rush the dragon at the end.

Some of the best parts of D&D is playing the way you’re not supposed to and seeing where that gets you. One group I DM for has a “non-lethal” rogue assassin. (“Can I learn to make poisons that put people in a death-like sleep?”)

it’s called game news. it’s happening if you like it or not.

When everything is racist and sexist, nothing is. Your over use of the term are only deforming its meaning.

Fun fact: Dimetrodon was actually more closely related to us (and other mammals) than Dinosaurs. Also it lived before any dinosaurs were around.

I’m glad it’s got the worst odd, as it lacks the improved straight legged stance needed for speed.

It’s sad that more people here seem to be spending time shitting on Dawkins than actually talking about the substance of the interview. That’s OK: those bitter tears are simply delicious.

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