See, for that, I recommend keeping a few tomahawks handy. Everybody's already scared of a pregnant lady because they have emotions, which are icky, but a pregnant lady who can plant an axe in your face from a distance of, say, thirty feet? Nobody will bother you again.

If science could ever figure out a way for two men to have a baby, god help us all with those punims. Too handsome.

Is it wrong of me to want to get between that?

He is. Apparently his boyfriend is Spanish actor Jon Kortajarena.

I CAN go for that (so can do).

If you want all the amazing nutrition of tuna but have worries about mercury, try smaller fish! Their shorter lifespans mean that mercury accumulation is minimal. I eat sardines for breakfast a few times a week - they are inexpensive, shelf-stable, high in protein and low calorie. You can buy kinds that already have…

Private Eyes. They're watching you!

If you could give less than a fuck, that means you still have some fuck to give. I gaze upon the fields where you grow your fucks and find that the crop has been bad, but it has borne a little fruit.

Oh, Daryl Hall! My memory of how you looked in the 80's is better than how you actually looked in the 80's.

Hell yes.

Is this OK?

Cause of death: gluten

I still can't get over the body of King Richard III being discovered under a parking garage. How did the Brits lose track of a king, for goodness sake?

I don't mean to sound callous, but given how many catacombs lie under Paris, just what isn't built over a mass grave in the city?

Marmalade + Chili Garlic Sauce (from the guys that makes Sriracha) = Instant Orange Chicken Sauce.

That's like saying its deceptive to hold in a fart.

Pectin is the thickening agent that occurs naturally in some jams, or is the base for jellies. Fruit pectin can be found in every grocery store inexpensively; using it as a neutral, slightly sweet base, you can add various flavors to it...like hoisin, habanero, and ginger. Yum.

Even Aliens should have been erased from canon imo. Yes it's a good movie, yes it's way better than what came after since. But, it's still not in anyway (in my opinion of course) similar in tone and atmosphere with the first one, Alien. Alien is a fucking horror movie, it's about a crew of people, normal people, not…

I am delighted that Blomkamp will basically erase all beyond Alien and Aliens. Because frankly, it's been total shit.

I've still never seen it as white and gold (and I've tried), but I eventually figured out the illusion.