I feel like, if you are looking into surrogacy, you should make it clear in the contract before inserting fertilized eggs that you have no interest in raising any potential disabled children, so that the surrogate knows going into it that she might have to abort, keep the disabled child, or give it up for adoption. …
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I knew my wife was The One the minute she blamed an SBD on another friend at the table. You can trust a woman who farts.
I would probably shit my pants if I see him again. Then I'd throw the poop stained pants at him and waddle-run away. I moved halfway across the country and changed my name to be rid of him. He didn't take too kindly to me breaking up with him due to his wandering dick.
Ladies, if he won't "allow" you to fart or burp…
My regret is you didn't fart the entire national anthem on him in a dutch oven.
That also pissed me off so much. Its like, " What?! Spend my time doing things that I LIKE???? I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. THANKS SO FUCKING MUCH."
Doing something you don't love is difficult. Doing something you do love is easy. Try to make your living doing something you love.
One night, I couldn't sleep, and was watching the Lord of the Rings (tends to put me to sleep) on his computer, when his Facebook binged, revealing he was still logged on. I looked (I know, am soooo curious!!!!) at the message, and it was work related.
I lived in a small town and had been dating a guy who was kind of shady, but I didn't have any proof that he was seeing other women. One day I was getting my hair done and talking, as one does, to the stylist about my situation. I notice the woman next to me listening to me rather intently. She suddenly interrupted…
"In today's Tweet Beat, we learn that Joe Biden was a hottie back in the day"
Not gonna lie...a young Joe Biden?
Groan. I wish these idiots would look up what chivalry actually was. It basically was a trope that was born in medieval Europe to clamp down on the pillaging and raping done by various private militias of the barons when there wasn't a war on. It highly codifies ritual slaughter and turns a strange woman into a…
I’m still waiting for them to film the best Christian love story ever told. The Love Story of Michele and Marcus Bachmann. It’s an endearing and emotional love story of a wild, free-spirited gay man and a stern driven woman. Together they fight the evil liberals and seductive gay culture. Their love and passion…
It is a call for couples not to be alone together before they get married. There are miles of middle ground between "sending unsolicited dick pics" and "glorifying paternalistic modes of courtship through the lens of nostalgia." I am totally down with some of the things you suggest; I just don't think that this film…
But... why don't they just have the same story but make them be married already? Then they can have all the sex they want and it will already be Godly. Except you know.... no butt stuff.
I don't like coconut and this 'trend' of using the oil as the be-all end-all cure for absolutely fucking everything under the sun is annoying as all hell.
Grandpa needs your soul!
offered her a free refill, gave her a coupon for a drink of her choice and apologized for the fact that she had to deal with customers like the one who was complaining.
HOW DARE YOU FEED YOUR CHILD IN MY AUGUST PRESENCE?!?!?!