I mean yeah, don’t throw shit. But Pie? Throw that damn pie.

(Jordan Clarkson was also great last year)

Blind Side 2: Aggressive Uberoo

There is no dumb angry white trash like dumb angry California white trash.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Hey! Another occasion to break out Bill Burr’s fantastic Philly rant!

Discreet fuckboy golf clap earned

I dunno, I’ve reconnected with girls I used to hook up with via happy birthdays

Say what you want about Bill Simmons, but he is at least out there trying to create (relatively) independent worthwhile content. I love Deadspin, but its fascination with shitting on Bill Simmons is off-putting.