RIP Derby. We will miss your wisdom, good boy.

Between the current state of ICE detention centers and Trump tweeting us to the edge of nuclear war, it’s hard to tell which country you’re talking about.

HMMMMMM

Nothing by Moses? Shame on you, cuz. Walk on By, By the Time I Get to Phoenix, The Look of Love? Each of those deserve their own place on the list, and those are just the Hayes joints that popped into my head when I saw the TITLE of this post.

Rasheed Wallace was good at basketball though.

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

I don’t mind his diction. The man is country. Let him be country.

[steps upon the Take Mantle]

He’s got pretty good form, that’s for sure. But he could still learn a thing or two from a real pro.

You’re right. There were three steps:

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

The fact that you think he won the finals single handedly is absurd. Kyrie hit all the key shots in game 7. Kyrie showed up for 40 in game 5 and 30 more in game 6. In addition to Kyrie showing up Curry shit the bed. The league MVP air balled more 3's in game 7 than he made. James was great. The MVP of the series. He…

You have to put as much DPS into the Warriors as possible in phases 1 and 2 because their rage timer is really short and once that goes off it’s a huge AOE that brings your hit points way down and if your healers aren’t top notch you’re going to succumb and the entire raid will wipe.

Do that thing the Thunder did for a couple of games and score more points than the Warriors.

Across America, a vast and repetitive clicking noise rose into the dusty summer air. The nation’s sportswriters had awakened from their slumber. They hauled their stiff carapaces from the soil and immediately set to their only task, written into their genetic code for thousands of years: pound out stories where BOTH…

LBJ is an elite passer. I said he’s less creative than Curry. Curry generates shots out of nowhere. LBJ generates them by powering to the lane and dishing. That’s something LBJ can’t do, generate assists via using ball handling.

Trust me when I say that there are no rings - basketball or otherwise - in Cleveland in recent memory.