That just sounds awful, I like both reeses and pop rocks...but those combined? Who am I kidding, if they made it I’d eat it.

This doesn’t seem like a good idea, it seems like a great one.

Wow, a priest actually rejected a boy?

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

Meh - I’ve seen better.

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

It would look that way. I mean, in most organizations, you would expect players to be more deferential to their coaches than the front office just because of the time spent together. Not in every instance, because a lot of coaches are dickbags. I don’t really know about Joerger, other than I don’t trust a guy who…

I think Leonard’s defensive superiority over Westbrook is so substantial that it at least pulls him even (and I also think Leonard is underrated on offense, but not in Westbrook’s class). And that’s even with habitually giving deference to superior O over superior D.

Careful, Tom. Parker’s passes tend to lead to divorce.

Ballpark food in Mexico is, of course, Dippin’ Dots, the ice cream of the present. Nobody down here knows exactly what food is currently served in the US Battledomes but it’s assumed that they only serve Trump Steaks since all US farmland was converted to its production in 2040. You can get a Trump Steak Shake, a…

1. A soft-serve ice cream sundae served in a mini plastic baseball hat.

“To get this far and kind of just tank it and say, ‘Aw, never mind.’”

Hi. I’m vegetarian. I am convinced the biggest reason y’all white people can’t eat without meat so much is because a) your fake meat tastes like absolute shit and b) you don’t know how to cook vegetables.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Think the 1992 animated series hit the nail on the head for everything

Who are the 5 best basketball players of all time? Think about it. Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon and Dillon.

I have a harder time explaining Michael Jordan’s moves as owner Charlotte to my 7 year old than I do explaining homosexuality. He understands that it’s okay that a guy can be in love with a guy, he has no idea why Jordan chose Marvin Williams over Chris Paul and neither do I for that matter.

After receiving the news this morning, I brushed my teeth, showered, put on slacks and a blue buttoned down shirt that I had to iron.

Matt Barnes probably will be available for the Knicks’ head coaching gig next year, but he absolutely hates players who grab rebounds.

That world would be the fucking worst.