Forget colors; I really just want wood paneling on cars to make a comeback.

We were surprised that a sitting university president with no direct knowledge of our case would choose to offer such uninformed and highly speculative opinions...

The “ladyfingers...ladyfingers...” entry got me. Yikes.

Um, Delaware resident here. We have some good beaches for vacations (Lewes, Rehoboth, Dewey, Bethany, and Fenwick), good beaches for surf fishing (Cape Henlopen, Indian River, etc.).

They have several beach towns up the coast that get really good numbers of tourists. It’s actually a desirable beach vacation locale each summer from DC, PA, up to NYC.

Co-sign. The Delaware beaches are prime summer spots.

No way. Half the population of eastern Pennsylvania down to DC spends at least a weekend at the beach in Delaware every summer.

Hmm. I guess it would depend on who soon you start eating yourself. If you wait until you get merely “peckish” you’d probably still have some nutrients, but if you wait until you’re almost passing out, maybe not.

Well, technically, the Grand Tetons are the tits.

The “ma’am” thing is totally contextual. A snotty waitress calls my wife “ma’am” and it’s a night-killer. (That happened).

What about his Irish cousin, Cookie O’Puss?

The thing is if Mcintosh had been a “minority student,” then I doubt Rick Perry would have taken time out of his precious schedule to attack Brooks.

Yeah, but can you tell us with extreme confidence through a pop culture reference that he wasn’t joking?

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

Holy shit. I can’t wait to see Simmons ROAST Jonah on his hit TV show.

I love the twisted logic on these people. If you’re embarrassed that someone is showing people how you’re acting in public, maybe you should be embarrassed about how you’re acting in public.

Not to mention that this year’s team pretty much devalued it just by showing up....

As a Justice Officer in Brazil, who goes to a lot of houses to enforce court orders, I got another tip not covered in the vid: if it’s more than one dog attacking, you should do the most counterintuitive thing, corner yourself. I mean, put yourself against a wall, a fence, or something like that, because dogs in packs…