“It’s no darker than the average Disney villain’s comeuppance.”... When did you see BLOOD in a Disney Movie?!?

WTF... instead of : 1. breaking the chocolate bar... 2. done

An Opinel... but Carbon Steel. It will last for years... maybe even for decades. And it will cut better than any japanese-looking stainless steel shit.

Is it safe to send back to this awesome excerpt from Life Of Brian? ;)