We’re all in agreement that “in agreement” is better than “in agreeance”. 

Golf thinks you suck.

Damn, you guys really know how to build a guy up, only to rip his heart out days later. lol.

This article confuses me because your colleague Chris Thompson wrote on Tuesday that Felix has “some of the nastier stuff in baseball.” Which one is it? 

I knew my ahi spring roll recipe was missing something. I should have known. 

I thought it had to be just about the easiest pasta dish to make, outside of the un-sauced spaghetti and butter that young kids without functioning taste buds demand.

His account is not @____Roanke Times. It is @Andy BitterVT.

Comparing Joe Shmoe’s twitter account that may or may not be owned by the Who Cares News Company because some jerk wrote it in an employee handbook that may or may not be legally binding to the official twitter account of the President of the United States was a dumb way to try to win an argument.

No, the phone analogy is not apt. When you turn in a work phone, they wipe it. And I highly doubt that a company claims ownership over the address book...if you wanted to copy it before they would not sue because you copied your contacts. That information itself isn’t that valuable. They aren’t wiping his twitter…

American Dad is funny.

“The Guy Fieri is good” takes that have been here recently aren’t bad.

-Forget Legends of the Hidden Temple, the Agro Crag on GUTS was the best final round of a show.

The Rolling Stones don’t have ten good songs. They are hot garbage.

I’d say that the Stones absolute top tier of songs is unfuckwithable (She’s A Rainbow; Sympathy for the Devil; Gimme Shelter; Miss You, etc.), but they’re not as consistent as The Beatles. Also yes John was a piece of shit, sure, but Oh! Darling; A Day In The Life; Dear Prudence; While My Guitar Gently Weeps; those…

How about both the Beatles and the Stones sucked. Zeppelin was better than both of them.

...meanwhile, your most racist uncle will just remember Moss as “that punk that faked mooning the crowd”

One time, my dad was on vacation partying in Miami and saw Randy Moss at the bar of a restaurant. He asked if he wouldn’t mind saying ‘hi’ to me if he called me on the west coast.
I was a teenager at the time, in Seattle, playing video games when he called. I was a big Moss fan and liked him even more because he was…

History is going to be very kind to Randy Moss. Extremely thoughtful statement in the current climate of anthem madness.

Fuck an off duty cop.

But do you remember when he beat the fuck out of his girlfriend at UM? She was black and ran track. Pretty prominent. Olympic-level.

Yeah, I didn’t think so. Nobody does. It got buried and cached thanks to Dennis Erickson, Dan LeBatard and Greg Cote.

Those of us that worked in Student Affairs…