Ha. I designed that shortly after the inauguration. Here’s a link.

Counterpoint: That is a horrible song. 

to get roasted by a shockingly deep generation of NBA teens who wildly overrate his status as an all-time great

Because sometimes you get away with it. 

He went through some options in his mind, realized he was out by a mile, and decided not to injure the catcher.  SPORTSMANSHIP

On the flipside, the most amazing aquarium I’ve ever been to is Kaiyukan, an aquarium in Osaka. Instead of having lots of individual tanks, instead, it’s like 5 floors of like 3-4 humongeous, multi-story tanks with a huge variety of fish. The sheer amount of glass and the dept of the water, and the schools of fish…

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

And fuck Paul Ryan for good measure. 

Scott Walker is such a dong.

Seriously. I mean Wisconsin treats its teachers like they are millionaires and its millionaires like they are paupers. Unreal. 

No, this was definitely a middle-aged white guy tantrum. Whenever someone starts referencing “Back in my time...” as a prelude to criticizing a younger generation it is a tantrum. At let’s not forget the nonsense Simpson was spouting about a Dodgers fan coming to see their favorite player and then not being able to…

At this point “ruined a man’s life” basically always means “caused a white guy to be yelled at”.

I’ve never forgiven Braun for his dragging Dino’s name through the mud and trashing his character like that. He has been a consummate pro for the nearly 25 years i’ve known him.

it made his life hell for awhile, though.  

Ruined a mans life? For fucks sake could you be any more dramatic?

I think there’s a non-zero chance it was just for entering the park. The article said it was his first post ASG appearance and we don’t see how he was introduced.

Revis was good.

Seriously. Revis starts the play by dropping back from the line to give the WR a cushion. At that point Manning begins his audible and Revis walks back up towards the line (and it did not look like Manning changed his audible in any way based on that action). Once the audible is complete, Revis drops back to provide a…

I’ll take the criticism, but Revis as an island was overblown. He was very good, a genuine shut down threat against everyone, but the myth of Revis was mostly thanks to local reporters blowing his game out of proportion. Like I said, Revis was among the best in the league, but he also benefited from safety help, which…

you know what else is nice?  a nice glass of room temperature water.   aaaahhhh sometimes i’ll just sip one while i train my unfocused eyes on an empty patch of wall.