Your username is ORLANDOMAagic91 but you’re also the type of person that refers to the Lakers as “We”?

Wow. What in the actual hell is the RF thinking there?

Wrong, the blame falls squarely on the 2nd baseman, who called everyone off then completely overran the ball.

Don’t fucking tell me what to do.

You are saying that a girl should be aware. That’s it. She should just be aware. Nothing more. End of discussion. You have absolutely zero experience in this, it is so easy to see. A girl could be with her girlfriends for some fun and she decided that she wants to stay later than everyone else to talk to a guy, this…

“You chose the date, accept the responsibility that goes with it.”

1. Yes. I’m not sure why that should make me prefer Americans to foreigners, though.

I think that when discussing the effect of immigrants on wages, you have to distinguish between skilled immigrants and non-skilled laborers. Illegal immigrants mostly fall into the latter, and it is pretty well-established that they do not have a significant effect on anyone other than high school dropouts in terms of…

Net immigration has been negative for years. Also, they aren’t all Mexicans emigrating due to economic reasons. There are Central American political refugees as well.

#3 is goals scored in all matches.

#6 is goals in head-to-head matches between the teams requiring the tie-break.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Deadspin links to breathless missives about E-sports teams living 5 to a farty house.

If I thought there was “constant action”I wouldn’t have described it as a fucking documentary, genius.

Which metal is best for detecting? Do I want zinc pennies, copper quarters, nickels with both copper and nickel, antique silver dimes, or what?

Like others have pointed out, your take really, really gives too much credit to other sports. Football is a collection of huge-ass men crying for holding flags on every play. Both ways! Basketball is a collection of soccer-like flopping and Draymond/Harden kicking out as part of their shooting motion and drawing a…

Blow it out your ass

This is a horribly bad take, but I cannot blame you because the Angels are not on national TV much these days. Mike Trout is a baseball robot if we are talking about his personality - his biggest hobby is the weather for chrissakes. However, saying there are no “You have to see this” highlights is just plain wrong. He…

Well, since the qualifier for this “The Simpsons Vacation Episodes, Ranked” piece excludes the excellent “Summer of 4 ft 2" and “Itchy and Scratchy Land” episodes and somehow allows for the entirely un-vacation “Homer and Apu” episode with a 60 second trip to a mountain in India, I submit that this sentence is far too…

Bruh.

and this beer with its misspelled proper noun won’t even come close to changing that

Am I wrong that this was probably a couple of spectators standing right next to a live mic during Reed’s shot? I.e., not Fox employees?