Is weight training actually required for a six pack?

1.5m Instagram followers.

I have to hold out hope she didn’t vote for Trump. 

Yes because a licensed cab driver has never kidnapped, raped, robbed or otherwise harmed their passenger. Because of the bright yellow car. 

It’s the Chris Thompson should not write about baseball one.

“What if I said...”

And even if the made it to the end trying  to put together the Golden Monkey was pure torture

Nah the pushing the traffic cop lady with his car was a prick move. 

And said uncle was probably one of the fans actually mooning the Vikings team bus 

At lambeau Moss scored and mimed “mooning” the crowd (because cheeseheads would moon the Vikings bus on their way in) and Joe Buck said “and that is a DISGUSTING ACT” and couldn’t have been more appalled had Randy actually shown his bare ass.  

Maybe for that one thing...maybe.

I always thought LeBatard was one of the good guys. What was his role? Just radio silence...?

It took me until the kissing his kids in the mouth part to realize those numbers were time stamps and not bible verses 

RepubliKane

Chuckers gon’ chuck. 

But aren’t they getting naming rights gratis AND subsidies (which will help build them a new HQ?)

I wish Zuckerberg or some other insanely rich Asshole would double the offer and buy the naming rights and name a stadium PoopyButt Town or Corporate Overloads Or SuckMyDickAndOrCock stadium

Why not let the asshole company leave and give the $12.5b to the employees who are laid off as severance? 

Assuming they’re like other sharks and will grow larger if the tank is big enough, these sharks go for like ~$400 (from a hasty googling)

Only if they’re caught.