Never (don’t not) tweet, Sean Doolittle. 

Yeah Dodgers fans that show up in Atlanta to watch BP before the game could never recognize players unless they had their name on their clothing.

Isn’t this kind of dangerous to batters? Putting a pitcher with velocity and horrible control on the mound

That tape is more appealing to look at then birds? 

That tape is more appealing to look at then birds? 

Reading the headline with the photo I instantly thought “oh no John wall got arrested for DUI and driving like 120 mph” i was relieved to find out he just woke up. 

Right? Isn’t it akin to, “I know the speed limit is 35 and I will not go above 35. But if the speed limit was higher, I would gladly go faster?”

“In the other motion, a footnote says that this shows “Judge Aquilina’s efforts to demonize Dr. Nassar in front of the entire world were successful.””

I agree but ultimately he was vindicated and i don’t think his life was ruined. I am a brewers fan, and fuck Braun, i actively route against him regardless of its impact on the team.

Ruined a mans life? For fucks sake could you be any more dramatic?

Great 👍🏿 no use to me since I live 2,000 miles away but thanks for the tip Mr Jizz

Yeah... One amongst many, many, many others.

I feel like in this situation it’s was gonna convey “hey we got your back, and your success is good for the team”

Do players normally stand behind their teammate as he talk so to reporters? (Nope)

“They?” You happen to know all those people were condemning James Gunn?

You’re not in space if you’re somewhere that an ocean exists. 

I could potentially choke to death, but I will never die from sky diving, because I’ll never attempt it. Doesn’t mean eating is scarier than sky diving. 

Freaking myself is how I got through high school 

Unless the makeup is waterproof they would cease to be a clown once submerged in the ocean 

D) fish don’t fuck 

1) when does a fish cease being a “child?” What is the age of consent for an animal who lives less than 6 years?