Not sure about that. I have used a bunch of flashlights that claim to have 1,000 or 2,000 and they are laughable. This thing is just absurdly bright, obnoxiously so. I recommend.

And yet the person timing has nothing to say. It’s safe to say I would be going nuts after seeing that.

In specific to the Ebay app. Try it and you will see why. It is much easier and cleaner to use than the website.

I got a 2000 Lumen Duracell flashlight from Costco the other day for $20, best purchase in a while. I don’t even need it, I just want to light the world. Here it is on Amazon. Sure it’s bigger by a little and it isn’t rechargeable, but you can light up half of North Korea at night with it.

what the hell are you talking about? If you don’t know what you are talking about just don’t talk. Any song downloaded from iTunes is an mp3 file that goes in a folder and you can do whatever the hell you want with it.

Make it stop.

Can I be your cousin?

Just goes to show how fucking stupid people that really argue about this stuff really are. I like iPhones, you may like Android phones. I couldn’t care less, neither should you. It’s a fucking phone people. I like Audi, you may like Lexus, I also don’t care...and so on.

Skateboarding taco HITS car.

This is stupid and means nothing. I get answers like this from Siri when I ask her what time it is. Moving on.

For those who don't care to read this shit post...

I was going to give you all of the reasons, but I would die of old age before I could finish.

really? I was laughing my ass of at how horrible the screen was registering her finger. I have not yet used one touchscreen phone (other than an iPhone) that has been even remotely as good at touch recognition. Not saying that is the end of which phones are better, but the fact that touch screens have been out for so…

Glass seems tough, also the touch screens recognition speed looks like absolute shit.

Bourdain went there.

Still...better not cut moist wood.

...And the world loses nothing

Or this and you can use any balloon...

The calculator one looks like hell on earth.