Just like girls, at first they are icky, then they are HELLO!

Thank you. I take it one day at a time. My wife is a Nurse, so i get bandaids...so i got that going for me..

My ex worked for Jim Koch and would come home with Utopias once a year or so. Her job is the only thing I miss.

"Our car can do 0-60 time in 5.9 seconds" *

I can't even put eye drops in my eye without being held down by two people.

….only cool part was that you told it to open a specify link.

Well anyone that writes screenplays (me) knows that Final Draft is THE only one that anyone uses. That being said I will try this out ONLY for the news story recreations they make that look like this.

okay, you do realize that Chuck Testa had a part in this…do the math folks...

You're telling me! I originally designed this as a ear cleaner.

"and said exactly what we were all thinking."

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Way ahead of you ol'chap!

I'm glad you asked kind sir!

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Holy shit you can't read. The democrats DID NOT HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THE PARKSSSSS. I can't dumb it down for you anymore than that, I have already repeated myself about it three times so far. The government has shut down 6 times and never felt the need to shut down parks. You are clearly unable to think without your…

I'm sorry you have an issue reading. As I said, this is not the first shut down, but closing the parks was a first. Unfortunately you are too stuck in your partisan views to be able to think clearly. Your rage shows that you are unable to think for yourself and that is what will ruin this country. People like…

Wow, you sir, are uneducated in politics. Learn to think for yourself. I will Include a comment I made to someone above.

Well, I need to correct you as well. I don't affiliate with either party, only facts. The government has shut down 6 times in our history and they didn't feel the need to shut down national parks. The Democrats actually ARE at fault for the shutting down of parks. It was a petty move, and is not exactly a secret. …

This is not great. You should dip your bread in to oil, if your bread is soggy, you have the wrong bread.