Uh, yeah well, no. I was looking for a bit more than that. I got paid to mow the lawn as a kid, I was not a professional lawn mower.

Was that running in stealth mode? I couldn't even hear it, it was whisper quiet.

Wow, this has turned out to be the funniest things I have witnessed in a while. You are going to have a horrible time on the internet with that mindset. If you can't take a joke, I really don't give a shit. Take your self-righteous ass to the corner of the internet where people are not allowed to say something…

You, sir or madam suck at the internet and have no sense of humor, or eyes to see the humor and joke. Just turn off your computer, you should feel bad.

ah, to be honest she's not that fat, she lost a ton of weight. She's still a biatch though.

I'm going to call Jergens and see if they want to sponsor me. Then I will be a professional and make a killing.

$2,786, yeah. First off that is listed as starting pay, but that number means absolutely nothing, that isn't accounting for details, overtime, and other paid incentives, which is what really makes the bulk of a officers payday. You think that a MA Trooper's salary is listed at $150k, nope, try like $45k. Granted we…

Not being a wise ass here, but can a BASE jumper be a professional? As in they BASE jump for a living? I believe they BASE jump for fun, rush, adrenaline, or crazy, but they don't go out each day to pay the bills by doing this.

Still couldn't lift my mother in law though...ZING!

I don't even buy his comment in the first place. Maybe it's because I'm from Massachusetts, and our city government is disgustingly corrupt, but cops here make great money. Between overtime, details, and other things they make a killing. State trappers make even more. More than a dozen troopers in MA make over 150k a…

The stock price decline today was due to The Baird report downgrading Tesla Motors from Outperform to Neutral because of the huge appreciation in the company’s stock. Not because of the accident.

"Well, Lien didn't do everything right."

I just came here to ask you to never procreate ...ever.

Which is what he was doing. That was easy,

Define imminent danger....with your wife and baby in the car, YOU define imminent danger while surrounded by dozens of bikers that just swarmed and braked checked you to a stop.

Well they tried to yank open his door, but what shocks me is that you don't think that purposely causing an accident by break checking isn't aggressive to begin with.

uh, good luck with that. Move to Russia, or South Africa, that shit never happens there...

As someone who carries, I agree. I will do whatever it takes to protect my family. Once one goes down, the others will smarten up right away.