Dr. Dre: “My daughter did it all on her own-”

“Which prompted the 55-year-old minister to remove her earrings and mosey on down to Twitter to offer a rebuttal.”

Chelsea Jane was just discombobulated being in the presence of so many undoubtedly beautiful, tressed and dressed, good-smelling, well-educated Black women! She didn’t know we existed, had never thought she’d feel so completely inferior and then they all started making a sound?! She thought it was Invasion of the…

As soon as she said that, I ducked behind my laptop screen....

Dora Milaje School of Wish-a-Motherfucker-Would

I am dying at this article.

“Let me explain something to you” is the equivalent of your character in Street Fighter backing up before hitting a combo.

She’s either lying, or still as inept as she was as part of the WMATA board. Or both. Who knows.

She took the pin out of a grenade and just stared at it.