That sounds like an excellent recipe for hemorrhoids.

Must be nice to live where you live.

You obviously have never lived anywhere that has any kind of sprawl, so how can anyone take your opinions on this matter seriously?

"...a male student followed her into the girls' bathroom on multiple occasions, charging that if she had the right to be in there, so did he."

In tears, he called his wife, who texted their daughter, Nicole. She was in a school assembly, and immediately ran to the front of the room to announce the victory. "The whole school got up and cheered," he recounted.

But that all changed after a male student followed her into the girls' bathroom on multiple occasions, charging that if she had the right to be in there, so did he.

Mike Vick's trash talk was much more pointed during his Falcons days.

I....what? I live in Europe. I travel all over Europe. I've never stayed anywhere that lacked a shower curtain. Which Europe are you referring to?

That was terrible.

Sure looks like t/dog we call Sausage

North Korea can only dream of achieving corruption on Russia's epic scale.

Handing the Olympics to Russia was obviously a huge mistake. America could probably host an Olympics AND the World Cup at the same time, both on a short notice.

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

In Qatar more than 200 migrant workers have already died building their World Cup Venues. Sochi is an equal joke. Brazil? Fucking hopeless. This is what happens when naive idealistic political correctness runs amok and corrupt shit ass countries are given the green light to steal money and extort any and everyone.…

It does not bode well that the 'missing' dog has two different names and they're both food.

"and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back."
This seems to be Russia's solution to everything.

I think I need an adult.

Fat women have "perfectly normal bodies" too, Kate Dries.

Stay Puft, everyone.

Man, I've got horrible news on the wedding front. If you've waited until February to plan your spring wedding all of the really good venues are already taken. Unless, of course, you're talking about spring 2014, in which case it's a good time to scope them out.