Mustang is crowned the best-selling sports car in the United States

I’m going NP on this.

Torch, please stop writing your password on a sticky note, Tracy walks by your PC about 10x a day.

Fuck those CHUDS. Kids before squids.

*Reads headline. Immediately starts scrolling to vote “CP”. Pauses for just a moment to notice the 3 pedals and stick. Shakes it off, scrolls and clicks CP.

There is no way in Hell I would ever pay ten grand to be able to utter the words “I drive a Maserati” when it looks like what Mike from Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul would drive if he ever took a beach weekend.

What would make this design a lot better would be to make the rear window able to be rolled down. If they did that, then they could design a passenger-carrying module and the rolled-down rear window would allow the passengers in both cabins to talk to each other. Or, if you choose, you could place your children in the…

Some might say it’s a Swede ride though. 

SPOT ON.

I am so impressed you remember the name of that show. As soon as I saw the picture I said “it’s the motorcycle from that game show!” but would’ve never come up with the title. 

She doesn’t associate with people who live in apartments. 

Is nobody going to comment that this car is clearly NOT supercharged? It’s decorative, and apparently the car also now no longer has A/C as the A/C pulley has been re-purposed to “drive” the fake supercharger.

That and a boat load of horsepower.

I would rally the shit out of a Ford Mustang Raptor. People stand basically on the stages already...it’s a perfect fit!

Because I trust the intelligence of my readers. If I don’t think something is a deal, I don’t write about it. But I always try to give my readers the full picture of a sale.

Because I trust the intelligence of my readers. If I don’t think something is a deal, I don’t write about it. But I…

I don’t like to brag about my family’s illustrious history but my father was detained by the DEA in the 90's for unwittingly being part of a drug smuggling operation wherein classic cars were restored in Mexico and then sent over the border with drugs built into the bodywork and elsewhere. At least that is what he…

Don’t give up that easily, there’s plenty of Vipers out there for $35K, and if you’re moving on to something else in 3 years, it’s unlikely you’ll lose anything in depreciation either.

Slow muffled clap 

Slow muffled clap 

That’s a lofty charge, but you’ll never get me into cuffs! I’m too well insulated from your fabric of accusations by years of experience for you to take me down!

That’s a lofty charge, but you’ll never get me into cuffs! I’m too well insulated from your fabric of accusations by…

Sounds like you’re in the palm of big glove!

Sounds like you’re in the palm of big glove!