Probably in response to Ford switching to Mustangs next year.  800 hp Mustangs surrounded by a crowd sounds like a recipe for disaster.

It’s amazing what an aggressively mapped 1st gear can do for people’s impressions of “sportiness”

Drugs are only a bonus if you discover them before the cops do.

Back in my day you could drive the lamest hunk of crap on the road but still be cool if it had subwoofer. 

Why spend all of that time, money, and effort to re-trim the seats, but slap back in the nasty stock carpet? 

I was really hoping they’d make it in the ZR3 trim, or maybe even a Z41. The ZR2 is fine, but the ZR3 is 50% more ZR so it’s more betterer.

With what, a stick?

I’m 90% sure that this is Chrysler paint code PCW, Dark Iris Pearl, which we had on our ‘96 Grand Caravan when I was in high school. I believe that was a 1996 only color for Chrysler/Dodge/Plymouth, but was also used by Jeep in 1998. I LOVE the color!

EDIT: What’s a guy gotta do to get outa the grays!!!!!!!

The orange, it watches you while you drive. You can’t escape it. It’s all around you.

Thank you.

*Sees price

Yep, always redline limited that I’ve encountered.

“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

These did not have AWD.

you’re hired 

definitely calling him mick henceforth

Okay here is how you do it. You ask permission, but you do it in such a way that telling you no is not possible.

I want to raise two points.

Can you verify at which trim level righteousness shifts to entitlement?