Why do the seats have fart gutters?

So what is Fancy Kristen’s falcon possession situation?

because they sold off Buell

Ahhh, but now you’re assuming he got the RIGHT parts...

You’re not wrong.

Nope. First guy is clearly not British. See: teeth.

“Customization aside”?!?

This kind of minutiae fascinates me.

I vote we make a Barrett-Jackson cryptocurrency. Carcoin. We’ll make millions on the ICO. You heard it here first.

If I’d get my car stolen, the last thing I want (unless it is some kind or rare classic) is to have it returned, especially with these wheels.

Two things:

My favorite memory of Carlin is that he’s both the guy that got arrested for his “Seven Words You Can’t Say on TV” bit, and the narrator for the children’s TV program, Thomas the Tank. The guy had range!

The underdash wires, the trunk carpet, all the untreated/uncorrected areas underneath, etc.... combined with the super shiny candy-coated exterior....

Tells me this is a pure 20-footer. Bet you it looks like ASS up close.

$10k because I’d probably have to fix alot of it.... but I fucking love the concept. Would have…

Oh, that matters to normal people. Right.

Maybe this is a good price, then.

A Monster is NOT a car you can drive 10/10s comfortably on it’s limits; A Monster should be a car that you drive 7-8/10s and feel close to shitting your pants with a white-knuckle grip.

Technically is the best kind of well.

Nice Car, Crack Price.

(Keep in mind that dude is literally a minivan enthusiast)

My teenage daughter just walked by and I told her to check out this awesome car. The words out of her mouth? “OK, so like, the new Civic looks way cooler than this car”.

I don’t really care that it is only driving the rear wheels