Great fucking article. I feel like crying. If this dude was closer to me, I’d come over to get this shit running.

It’s these stories that I live to read here on Jalopnik. Above the Discussion, I see the 2 prior stories I’ve already read (the Heartbreaking Camaro Story and BMW Addiction Story), and yet I still see another I have yet to read (Radar’s Car), and I can’t wait to dig into it. I only just started as a Jalop about 5 or…

If you drive an RV you can never be homeless.

Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

Gentlemen, might I offer a (half) solution?

You see the part in front of the hinge, where the windshield meets the nose? According to the video demonstrations I’ve seen in YouTube, those screws are just screwed in to the underlying structure. You can just bolt stuff in there.

I have the mirror relocation kit and got over the ugliness of the door plugs pretty quickly. Before that, I had a recycled bicycle mirror in the top hinge.

I see so many people driving around in the summer with the doors of their Jeep off. And 9 times out of 10 they have not put on rear mirrors. I never want to be any where near them on the road. The combination of not having mirrors, and their left foot hanging out of the side makes me feel like it is an accident…

Hinges are problematic because they’re often re-used for tube doors & the like. I agree, there are more options that they could pursue, not sure why it hasn’t been a priority.

There’s another star in there for you if you correct your typo and change V6 to V8 :)

Bullet proof Ferrari engine and gearbox

I’m in the Philippines, how the fuck would I know? That’s why I’m asking.

Good point.

If not for Cash for Clunkers, these would be available in higher numbers. I think I’m learning to hate that program more with each passing year, but at least it got a lot of PT Cruisers off the road.

We shall see. The only major hurdle to overcome in the creation of such list is my overwhelming sense of laziness.

The first computer my dad bought was a Gateway 2000 with a 486DX2. Had to be special ordered with the 3.5" floppy drive. That machine played a lot of the original Test Drive.

That’s funny you mention customer service. My wife was looking at SQ5s a couple years ago and could not stand the people working there. She will literally never even look at an audi for the rest of her life.

Man, I really look forward to reading this article in two months at my dentists office.

You can special order any color Audi ever used on any model, if you’re willing to pay for it. So pay the few grand for a Nardo or Nogaro (hnnnnnngggg) blue S4 and you won’t regret it.

Nardo isn’t flat, it’s just non-metallic gloss gray. And yes, it is an amazing color. Battleship gray all the things.