Agree. Although, Audi seems to have the only good one in that flat nardo grey.

you should say hopped up econobox one more time to get your opinion across...

To someone else? Probably. Me? Hell no.

I can’t wait for these to come out so I can go try to look at one at one and then immediately get incredibly annoyed at the Jeep dealer experience.

How do you know I’m not David?

It’s been 500'd

Sweatpants? That seems extreme. Why should I wear jeans or dressier pants and be uncomfortable sitting in a chair for hours just so you can have the knowledge that I am not in sweats? Me wearing sweatpants on a plane is not the same thing as bringing smelly food.

wait... sweat pants? as in thick trackies?

I wonder how loud the horn is or if it plays a song or something? There looks to be three horns zip tied below the master cylinder.

They are, but...let’s just say they rely on crashing into things and don’t turn very well.

I’m looking for the start of a street-able track rat so this one is exactly what I’d want haha.

Nice write-up Bozi, keep ‘em coming!

I NP’d the crap out of this gorgeous machine.

I thought this was Kinja Deals.

I didn’t do anything for Halloween.

I’m just amassing tons of parts to get this Grand Wagoneer running this week. I’m 99 percent sure the only thing stopping that 360 from purring is a few ignition parts.

A tragic situation regardless.

Isn’t every thing that David Tracy buys a Crack Pipe?

You know what’d be awesome, and I’m sure someone’s said this before.
- Journalist suggest Nice Price or Crack Pipe car
- Audience actually votes, not just comments
- Jalopnik gives money to journalist to buy absurd car
- Journalist must run car for a minimum of six months as daily, and create regular social media content…

You do know outside of cosmetics it’s identical powertrain-wise?

LeSigh.

While I appreciate the attempt at a joke... the pedant in me insists that he said “decimal point”.

So 1,299.50 as opposed to 12,995.0