Quick, somebody put it in an Nomad

How do you drive three hours there and back just to look at the thing and then have to do it all over again with a trailer?

Don’t let your son get a Saab. I’m sure he’s a nice kid but that brand has turned the nicest people into complete dicks.

The inner Volvo geek in me has to come out and point out an oddity in your article — one that should almost certainly shift this thing to damn near 100% NP!

Y’all are crazy. Simple answer is 2016 Porsche Macan Turbo.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy, have I got the perfect car! You, my friend, need a Kia Stinger. The badge alone will make everyone think it’s just some sluggish slushbox, but under that unassuming hood beats a heart of pure RWD muscle-car fury.

“Used Magnums”

Audi S6, slightly used. Lovely cars and easily tunable to north of 600HP...

I was really into it until...no supercharger? WTF, Roush? You should know better!

Good weed means you’ll forget you even had a car, let alone find it.

I have a local Alfa dealer. Turns out they sell Alfas there.

With an interior like that just carry a pipe (not a crack pipe) and smoking jacket with you. You wont be “broke down” you’re “lounging”.

Will I get to argue with them over whether or not my mods caused the failure?

As a resident of Tampa Florida and perpetual apologist for the Florida Man trope, I’d like to point out that this astonishing skullduggery happened in Las Vegas - which is ...

Nice price all day. I have an E46 wagon that’s been built up as my daily and it cost me this much just in parts and labor — not to mention the car itself which cost almost this much. This is going to be an absolute riot for not much change.

You know why I voted NP, bc unlike all you other grouchy assholes, I like nice things, and this is nice. Dicks.

I’m sensing a level of buyers remose here. Is that the vibe you wre going for? Because if so, spot on my friend.

As a 2008 Astra XR owner, where do I even begin?

The skull and crossbones badge on the steering wheel is appropriate, since it will kill you when the airbag propels it through your skull. CP

The issue with Cars is that while it’s a redemption story the redemptive character isn’t a misguided hero (see: Buzz Lightyear) but a total Chad. I don’t care how much atonement is made, they’re still a Chad.