For the record, I think the site’s collective attitude towards the Warriors is actually pretty gregious.

First season watching the NBA, is it? It’s fun! You’ll enjoy it.

Nah, KD stole that title.

Except no one tripped KD. He’s a choke artist and has always been lousy at handling the basketball. Don’t wanna lose? Play better for the 47 minutes preceding. Don’t leave it up to the refs.

That no call on the “tripping” was also spiritually correct. When you’re a giant stick doofus running away from the basket, and your frail clown feet brush against a real man’s sneaker... then you deserve to be a traitorous sissy coward who gets to fail with a bunch of 3-1 lead-blowing losers.

You mean to tell me that KD is on a team that’s really, really good almost all the time but melts down when faced with true adversity? I believe it.

The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals. People forget that.

The problem is with your employer, not the rule. The rule is a good rule. I worked at a company that didn’t fuck around with overtime. If you were inefficient enough that you constantly needed overtime to finish your work, that would be dealt with as a personnel matter. But the company was not interested in losing…

“Cobb County homeowners will not see their taxes go up one penny”

The sickest burn is the truth. I live in Dallas, and this could not be more true. “Materialism is like a branch of Christianity to these people.” Perfect description, well said and spot-on.

But if they tried to raise tax revenue for a school or library there would be riots in the streets.

Down here in Texas, people love big business, especially if there's a cheap marketing tie-in to Texas pride. It’s pure Stockholm Syndrome, but Materialism is like a branch of Christianity to these people. You won’t find much resistance locally.

He sodomized kids. People get life for carrying drugs. That sentence is EXTREMELY lenient.

Janay Rice deeply regrets the role she played.

Bautista had some good quotes about his effect on Rogers’s share price:

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

There are shitbags like Jim Irsay and Dan Snyder who get rich off of hikers getting eaten by bears? And they purposely lie to hikers about the danger of hiking?

Yeah, my husband and I are finally going to drop our NFL Ticket package. Between the recent spate of high school football deaths and the more we learn about CTE, I just don’t think we can continue to be the fans we once were.

This is the “gay rights aren’t important because there’s war in other parts of the world” of NFL hot takes.