I know this is petty but I don’t understand how it has been a year now and people - especially people in the media - haven’t managed to get decent mics. How is it that someone would go on national tv and be like, “fuck it, I’ll just sound like shit” or the producers of tv shows don’t go “let’s send people decent mics?”

That’s gonna splash every-fuckin-where! I have fallen victim to enough spoons under the tap to know I need some sort of deepish basin to save my shirt.

Boy, I hate to be the one to have to let you down like this but... they already made those movies. You missed your window.

He should play Ron Perlman’s son in Captain Caveman and Son.

Today I learned that Wyatt Russell is Kurt’s son. Morning: accomplished.

Crazy person makeup if I ever saw it.

Yeah, that really threw me. I’ve had some truly bizarre side effects from SSRIs (one actually made me feel constantly stoned, oddly. As much as I enjoy being stoned, it’s not fun when you can’t control it), so maybe Lexapro does that to her, but actual physical numbness is a pretty alarming effect.

Interesting... I just recently stopped taking Zoloft because all it seemed to do was make me [more] tired. I’ll have to see what my doc thinks about Lexapro or Celexa...because I’m at my least depressed when I’m productive, and honestly I’m at my most productive when I’m manic. 🤔

I’m living for the day when Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Lady Gaga attend the same awards event so the host can recreate the Uma-Oprah bit with “Gugu. Gaga. Gaga. Gugu”...

She’s been a horrible person for years. Can we just stop pretending she’s relevant at all?

Compliance is an excellent and genuinely upsetting movie. About half or maybe 2/3 of the way through watching it, my wife was getting really agitated both at what was happening and at how unbelievable she thought the characters’ behavior was. At that point I spilled the beans that it was closely based on a true story…

If you’ve never seen Witches of Eastwick, even more so that you confused it with She-Devil and Death Becomes Her (which I can only assume by the comment, you haven’t seen enough), you have some serious homework to do. These are three fantastic, female-driven movies with, OMG, like six or seven of the most amazing…

I’ll never forget that Michelle Wolf compared Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Aunt Lydia, then said Sanders burns facts to make the perfect smoky eye, and Maggie Habermann and Mika accused Wolf of viciously insulting Sanders’ appearance. If you think about it, both Mika and Habermann were acting as though Wolf had said…

Every time I see Ann Dowd, I think about her Emmy speech and how she pronounces “Hulu” like June Diane Raphael pronounces “Gooby.”

The backslide in my effort on my appearance throughout this is very much a thing. At first, I’d at least try to wear a sort of nicer top when I had to have Zoom meetings. Like still comfy, but nicer looking. And I’d bother to maybe put on a little makeup (i.e. mascara, the only makeup I’ve ever worn regularly). Now,…

It’s like the SNL cold open is writing itself...assuming nothing crazier happens between now and Saturday.

They should have used the appropriate force:  large caliber machine guns just to be sure. 

“Help me! Help me!”

Remember these fuckers and all the right wing media spent 2 weeks yelling that Obama was obviously the devil when a fly landed on his lectern while giving a speech in the outdoor rose garden. I am guessing they won’t do the same for Pence — whose boss’ Jewish children literally own 666 5th Ave.  

When you are steaming cow flops, it tends to attract....