::shrug:: as long as they didn’t cause bodily harm i suppose it is. I guess that’ll be up for a judge to decide

it’s not drinking and driving because... the person driving the pedal pub isn’t drinking.

they didn’t arrest them, they pretty much just subdued them until the MPLS police came and actually arrested them. This was essentially a form of citizens arrest, just in this case the citizens were VERY experienced in arresting people haha, though I do think they went a biiiit over the top in how they carried it out.…

He tweeted as much tonight as he had in the previous 60 days combined. He also hasn’t been relevant since the last time Anaheim was in the Stanley Cup Final haha

Yes 52K is the max amount, but that $34K difference would have to be deposited by the person themselves outside of payroll deductions, which wouldn’t show up on the paystub. But way to escalate to namecalling in 4.2 seconds :)

Some plans are different: some make you stop deferring once you hit $265K (not really common though), most use that $265K as a limit when calculating employer match. I think MLB’s plan would allow you to keep participating once you pass the $265K mark considering the minimum salary for a MLB player is around $505K.…

(And I knew what you said was a joke, I was just pointing out that there was a reason for that exact amount. Dipshit.)

$1,500 x 2 a month = $3K. $3K x 6 months a year playing = $18K.

there’s the “THIS IS NOT A CHECK” part. Or the part where all of it goes direct deposit...

but they’re in 2nd place right now! So close, thanks for playing though

1.1 seconds? Pfffft, that’s an eternity. My alma mater (St. Cloud State) has scored a game-tying goal with 0.1 seconds left not once... but TWICE in the last 5 years. Pretty crazy stuff.

the Bears schedule challenge was a form on their site too, nothing to do with Twitter. I’m guessing the Browns contest was similar

The Bears had a schedule challenge as well, and was simply a form you filled out on their website, didn’t have anything to do with twitter. Entirely possible to enter the contest and not have it show up on one’s TL.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/attendance it’s the total attendance of O’s games this year

“Nearly 80 percent of America’s goats are raised for meat. Sixteen percent are raised for milk, with the remaining 6 percent is comprised of Angora goats raised for mohair”

it’s taking my full will power not to bust out into hysterical laughter here at work after looking at that gif. The ab workout i’m getting right now thanks you!

also, the tournament was being held in Hilton Head, which is probably 3 Bubba Watson drives away from Savannah. So basically “Did you notice the nice weather going on at the tournament just down the road? Yup, more of that this evening, all is good! We now take you back to the trophy presentation of the tournament we…

I was in downtown Minneapolis for the noon Twins game on Thursday, got there ‘round 1045a to do a lil pregaming with a friend I went to the game with. We noticed a LOT of Target employees walking around, then noticed a line forming next one of the doors that extended to the corner. We kept walking, it extended around…

They didn’t have Bryant on their roster for a whopping 8 games. How’d they fare in those 8 games? They’re leading the division. I think they did alright in his absence.

Some of these teams play in their domestic league, then play in champions league, then play in their country specific tournament (england has 2 of these even!) And if youre knocked out of champions league you can still be relegated to the Europa League amd continue there, its crazy! (But still fun)