I forgive you for calling me dumb. My feelings aren’t hurt. Here’s a quote from the first article:

Meanwhile consumer confidence is at its highest in 16 years and the Dow is above 20,000 for the first time ever. But never mind that. You being afraid of Trump’s illegal immigration enforcement and a temporary travel ban, which I’m pretty sure doesn’t effect Canada and well over half of Americans agree with, should…

Hell yeah! Lock up Trump supporters. Madonna said they’re like the Nazis! And don’t even get me started on what Trevor Noah and Amy Schumer said...We need more leaders like those fine Americans!

Yeah. Sooo. Get out!

Shhhh. He doesn’t know yet...

Oh no! What will we do without you and your band of loyal followers! The economy will be in shambles without Son of Beaver. Impeach!

Holy shit! This is too good to be true. Please continue. Tell us more about these racists and the new slur “illegals”.

You’re right. It’s lawless down here. For all our sakes, please stay up north. Its a much safer space. Trudeau will take care of you.

That’s weird. Enjoy the “cheap shit.” Canadians really are a special bunch.

Lol wut?

Nice triple save bro. A triple fedora hat tip to you sir.

Trump did it.

Die

Worst article ever.

Salty?

#GawkerApproved

Damn! Sick exclamation point burn bro!

Yeah right now! Or Gtfo!

So chill bro. I wanna be like you! Even though you just told someone how to live their life. But you did it with chill. #envious

Nope. Try again.