That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

And every quarter last night all Jekyll/Hyde style, too:

He had the strength of five men.

Man, I love the fact that Bartolo Colon exists. Less than 6’ tall, courteously listed at 285 lbs., still dominant enough at almost 45 years of age to command $12.5 million per year (an amount he’s not paying out to a dozen ex-wives, since he’s been married to the same woman for 22 years), and laughing off comeback…

Remind me not to go to lunch with you...

Defense lawyer here. At a grand jury proceeding there is no rules of evidence and no defense attorney. It’s a closed door proceeding. Ever heard the phrase, “you can indict a ham sandwhich?” It basically means that a prosecutor can get an indictment behind closed doors on anyone for anything. So it has no…

I’ll second the topless implying various stages of casual nudity is a buzzkill.

Oh, I get. You’re assuming they’re mostly all white and you can mock them for their whiteness, with names like Braden. Very enlightened of you.

Christ. This reads like a college junior’s introduction to a bar. Ginger Beer is no less a basic ingredient than Coca-Cola. If you have a spirit and you mix it with one mixer, you have yourself a basic cocktail. Maker’s Mark and ginger beer is pretty basic. This is no different than a Jack and Coke. If a bloody mary…

This article in 3 sentences: “I want to live in NY and have access to its job market and lifestyle; but I don’t want to pay what it costs to live there. Sure, I could go to Pittsburgh and have a much lower cost of living; but I don’t find the lifestyle or job market as attractive. It’s all so unfair.”

You mean Super Bowl LII Champions Eagles fans suck.

You just called yourself an adult and then called someone else a bitch online. Great job today, mothefucker.

If someone said “this motherfucker” and pointed to me I would laugh about it-especially in the context of framing pitches. Even saying “you motherfucker” to me wouldn’t set me off.

Sure looks like he’s enjoying himself in that header image.

Let me tell you a tale of predatory corporate ownership and media consolidation...

This will all end gloriously about 3 weeks from now with Kapler, upon getting booed during a pitching change, grabbing the PA mic and asking the crowd, “DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO??”

Gabriel Byrne

I know four guys who would disagree.

“I don’t get any of it but what can I do? I’m not going to complain about it because I have zero power.”

This is by far the best comment on that stare he’s giving the Phanatic.