Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

Your secret is safe with us Eli

I am a hard-core Giants fan, but I have a dirty secret: I hate OBJ.

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

Pretty sure she most resembles the Durham Bull.

Lena Dunham? Leon Durham? Larry Doby?

Isn’t lecturing Iowa on sportsmanship also sanctimonious?

Exhibit A

His act is tired. Much like many of the left over Gawker commenters.

Nope, not at all. I’m from the country, so maybe things are different elsewhere, but I was taught there’s nothing that a woman can do that warrants a man laying a finger on her. Period. I was taught punching a woman is the same as punching a toddler. They might deserve it, but you never do it. There’s a cultural and…

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

At least for the last guy, sure.

Especially Kim Kardashian’s.

The term you are looking for is woman not female. But yeah I don’t know many women who are up for that and those who are tend to be very much in control of the situation, with safe words and plans for the event. Not just at an athlete’s house on a normal night.

Compared to the guys he was playing with in the pro-am, I’m sure he was.

Names of bail bondsmen?

grammar be hard yo.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

F that, there needs to be a stigma for suicide. Unless terminally ill, you SHOULD feel like suicide is wrong. Normalizing it is idiotic.