In other words, it’s exactly where the real bar is in Boston that was used for exterior establishing shots.

Less “a little ignorant” and more “gross oversimplification in service of a joke.” Brevity is the soul of wit.

My kid plays youth hockey and I’ll tell you what is the fucking worst: That equipment bag.

Sick of hearing professional athletes brag about their extravagant lifestyles and 18-passenger cars.

At this point “The Shield” is a taint

Amazing. As soon as I read that story I bolted for the comments. Was not disappointed.

Isn’t that the unwritten rule? If bartenders and servers called the cops whenever one of their customers got behind the wheel to leave their establishment drunk, there wouldn’t be any customers left. If you don’t like the unwritten rule but like the customer, you call a cab. If you don’t like the rule and you don’t…

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

I love that this guy isn’t even the craziest person in his family.

Tortorella is a great fit for the BJs because he sucks. Tortorella is a great fit for the BJs because we all know how much he loves using his mouth. Tortorella is a great fit for the BJs because... blowjobs.

So the fat guy in cargo shorts, a flannel shirt, smoking out of a pipe shouldn’t wear them? That is who I see wearing these... I think his name is Captain Dipshit, or something like that... He also had those ear-stretcher-outer things..

So the fat guy in cargo shorts, a flannel shirt, smoking out of a pipe shouldn’t wear them? That is who I see…

And I’m pretty sure that would be ruled incomplete in the NFL, since the ball was knocked out of his hands while he was still on the ground.

Yes, this discussion about being a grown up and making the tough choices in life should be directed toward the parent with a baby at the game instead of the dipshit who decided to throw a full beer can at someone because he was upset about a baseball game.

As a White Sox fan: go Cubs. You guys had our back in 2005 and the good guys over here will return the favor.

I’m a White Sox fan. I admit, I would be bitter if I didn’t get a title ten years ago.

Oh hogwash. Extremely wealthy universities don’t keep highly-skilled lawyers on retainer. That’s really expensive! You think USC got rich by throwing money at attorneys? Me, I always put my faith in the random internet commenter who claims to be a lawyer but admits he’s a total outsider to the case. Can’t lose.

Can *I* prove any of those things? Absolutely not. But I didn’t fire Steve Sarkisian. Seriously, man, try to keep up.

Only a lawyer would try to argue that someone who gets paid $4.2 million per year should be able to show up drunk for work and not get fired.

Yeah, he was using that old strategy of intentionally putting men on base in the one-game elimination in a team’s first decent shot at a World Series win in 100+ years.

Counter-point: what if Bryant would have started the season with Chicago, and caught the same ball on his wrist that Mike Olt got, and missed 60 games instead of 8?